Age/Gender: 31, Male
Location: Denver, CO
Job: Flash Animator
Hi! I'm Ben. Years ago I made Pimp's Quest and Stick Slayer. Now I play in a super famous rock band. Thanks so much for all your support, guys!
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I didn't like it. You need better music and sounds. And story, you copy Matrix!! It was fast paced enough but the shot transitions and framing were very jarring.
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Pure genious! Ran smoothly and made me laugh many times. My favorite is the nuke!! His voice was silly too.
More drugs next time!! And you should make one about the pope.
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Ya the game kicks ass.
Ya don't pay attention to these kids man they're only 12.
I used to care, then I made Stick Slayer vs Xiao Xiao and am subsequently immune to bad reviews.
And I happened to notice that althoguh it is the crappiest rated, it has the most views. In the long run that's all that matters, right?
Author's Response:
ben you are right. Trust me - I don't feel down alittle or anything (well I just ran out of weed - so a little). I just wrote what I wrote to get it off my chest cause I felt like that for a while. you don't want me to surpress my feelings- and go up into a place packed with people and start killing right? Really your movies are the shit - and you inspired me in many ways - mainly cause you keep making good stuff thanks man.
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Just because it's CALLED Zork doesn't mean it's the same Zork as the old games! I love the apocalyptic theme!
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Will you be my gay lover?
You straight up copied my game tho
(Pimp's Quest)
Syringe? Dumpster? Alley? Beat you to it man!
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never played it
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Not bad! Bored me to tears, but then again anything slower paced than MTV promos bores me. Looks pretty.
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Cool! Good art & voices. It's just too friggin short! But you've probabaly heard that before.
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You are crazy, dude. I feel sorry for your girlfriend. She must be Christian.
Author's Response:
Pthbth... Girlfriend? whats that? Is it anything like a computer?
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THe most horrible piece of atrocious vile filth I have ever seen. Why assault the public with such spew?
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Nifty camera angles! And nice and fast paced. Looking forward to the sequel!
P.S. add a skip button for the cinematics!
Author's Response:
Nobody seemed to realize the cinematics were suppose give it a little comic apeal of how the boss's always talk shit and keep getting their asses shot. This guy couldn't say a word without getting hit in the face with a massive bullet. Anyways, it's too bad you didn't like the iematics. I'll cut it down a bit so its more gameplay.
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