Ben-Spurgin's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[3D Car Driver]

Hmm

That was a totally fun little time waster. I got going HELLA fast! How long this take to make?

SESSNET responds:

Thanks Ben! It took me about 2 days. I saw Peeman3 was dam good for the time it took - but you got it down packed so I am not too surprised :)

[Arrogancy Game Demo]

Ecch

I knew this game was gonna suck the minute I saw the generic system font in the intro. I am running a 2ghz p4 and it still ran like crap. The parallax scrolling when you move is just distracting and not aesthetically pleasing in the least. The main character's 3 frames of animation made it look like the street was made of ice. The art was OK but you need to draw the characters with the same line thickness as the rest of the BG or it just looks like pieces of felt sliding around. Let the score be an indication... you should do some serious overhauling before you release this! Before you offer your snappy retort remember that this is coming from the designer of the #1 most popular adventure game on NG so yu should heed te advice. To see this game done RIGHT check out http://www.coin-op-city.com/main.htm

arrogancy responds:

Bahahah! Yes, I especially love the amazing Pimp's Quest art, gameplay and animation! Hahah.

[WeaponOfBushDestruction]

Hell ya!

I thought it was great! Even though I support the war it was still cool. But then again I support anything that might lead to the apocalypse

RiftMaster responds:

Thanks Ben! Actually I'm in full support of taking out Saddam. I'm just against bombing the shit outta innocent people ;)

haha apocalypse !

[COKEHEAD 2]

Hmm

Ya the game kicks ass.
Ya don't pay attention to these kids man they're only 12.
I used to care, then I made Stick Slayer vs Xiao Xiao and am subsequently immune to bad reviews.
And I happened to notice that althoguh it is the crappiest rated, it has the most views. In the long run that's all that matters, right?

DRUGFILMS responds:

ben you are right. Trust me - I don't feel down alittle or anything (well I just ran out of weed - so a little). I just wrote what I wrote to get it off my chest cause I felt like that for a while. you don't want me to surpress my feelings- and go up into a place packed with people and start killing right? Really your movies are the shit - and you inspired me in many ways - mainly cause you keep making good stuff thanks man.

[Johnny Rocketfingers]

Please

Will you be my gay lover?
You straight up copied my game tho
(Pimp's Quest)
Syringe? Dumpster? Alley? Beat you to it man!

vastcool responds:

never played it

[BlEED I]

Cool!

Nifty camera angles! And nice and fast paced. Looking forward to the sequel!
P.S. add a skip button for the cinematics!

Nebula-Entertainment responds:

Nobody seemed to realize the cinematics were suppose give it a little comic apeal of how the boss's always talk shit and keep getting their asses shot. This guy couldn't say a word without getting hit in the face with a massive bullet. Anyways, it's too bad you didn't like the iematics. I'll cut it down a bit so its more gameplay.

[RushPark]

Meh

I would have rated this higher but you just copied the game "traffic" from the palm pilot and added the word "jam" at the end of it. You could have at least made a different theme. Even the levels are the same!!

RobSuperSonic responds:

RTFM, know what RTFM means?
Read The F***ing manual.
I never said Its my idea, The name is the same as the orginal game Rush hour (If you really want to know, its a matematical problem from wayback)

And if you wana tell me that my game looks like the palm "traffic" , then somthing is not ok with your eyesignt.

Oh, And vote 0 if thats what makes you tick, but I give 5 to somthing that I had fun playing / watching.

No respect mate, non at all.

[Zombie Patrol!!]

Wow!

Hey man, this was great! I loved the graphics and animation! The clucks on NG don't know what good games are or this would be rated what it deserves... a 4 or better!
-Ben

capn-g responds:

WOW! Ben Spurgin reviwed my game! Praise from Ceasar! Thanks!

[Pimp's Quest]

Ouch

What a painful misuse of the Enemy of the State soundtrack. This was completely vomitous. 20 seconds at 3.8 MB should let you know you've done something terribly, terribly wrong. Oh yea and stick figures suck.

BenSpurgin responds:

Hey Ben, this is OUR game, remember? Being overly modest? ;)
Everyone, remember to choose your words carefully on this site 'cause you can't take 'em back! (oh yeah, and make sure it's for the right movie!)
- Todd

[Mason's Bubble Blast]

Sweet!

I never got anything like THAT for Christmas...!
Another great job!
Wow your Pico 2 and my Pimp's Quest will probably be coming out about the same time... We should have a contest!
P.S. Teaming up with good programmers rocks, doesn't it?
-Ben Spurgin

MindChamber responds:

Hey Hey!! Whats Up?:)
Were's the next "Stick Slayer">:(
And your right!! Awesome Programmer Rock!..Tom should really be making games for the GBA:)...
Cant wait to check out your new game.any new teasers?:)