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Snarharhar!

Haha that last shot looked like something out of a Gwar video! Stupendous job!

Snarharhar

That was amazingly amusing. The music was great! Great minds think alike! Check out Mission to the Men's Room and Power of the Geek 1. Similar interests!

Drug-SeX responds:

Fucking guy. lol jj i don't wanna see yer movies :P

WWell

Crappy graphics, not funny, great violence.

Well

Graphics were excellent, unfortunately I didn't find the jokes funny, and that's all it was really about, so I can't give you a high score. Work on the jokes and you'll have a winner!

Well

I think your frame-by-frame was nice. It would be cool to see:
1: More backgrounds
2: Different camera angles
3: Humor other than facial expressions
4: A sensible plot
5: Music that fit better... it just didn't seem to capture the mood of the piece.

Otherwise, it had great style and originality. Keep it up!

smokeshow responds:

more backgrounds??? heheh there is no need for more backgrounds in what I was trying to accomplish... different camera angles, yes there could have been more camera angles, but more camera angles means a hell of a lot more time invested I comprimsed this for time which I didn't want to spend any more of on this particular piece!

Humor other than facial expresions?
this would have went against everything that I was trying to accomplish in this flash witch was (wich you obviously didn't notice) to create a flash useing ONLY animtion... not even any real dialogue... try doing it and make it funny it's not easy.. dialogue is easy... just pictures hmmmm...

A senseible plot?
Again against the flash entirely it was meant to be stupid and no bounderies set this way it will run free in people imaginations differeing from person to person... people can put into his head what he's thinking rather than me telling them

Music that fit better???
tell me what would have fit better then some old school jazzy music to a black and white flash better???

hehe I thank you for the review but you're not very accurate in your observations and are close minded to what animations should be about??? But I do invite the analysis! :)

It was....

...not funny in the slightest.

Hmmm

You have potential, but this just didn't seem very funny to me. The graphics were decent, although a bit static, of course I kind of have a different 'perspective' on how backgrounds should be in Flash :)
-Ben Spurgin

Man

It must suck when you put forth all that effort and this is what comes out. This was miserable! Get a new writer! I didn't laugh out loud even once!!

Well

I thought this movie showed a lot of imagination! I liked the missiles and the buildings toppling. Good to see more people are doing the 3D thing!

-The Stick Slayer guy

You know...

I know you're putting more and more effort into your Eskimo Bob cartoons with the hope that SOMEDAY you'll score higher than 3.1 or 3.2, and I hate to break it to you, but in order for it to score well it has to be about something other than badly drawn characters and a stick. Either that or be genuinely laugh-out-loud funny to more people. Either people really like EB (the magic playing monty python fans who huddle in the computer room at lunch) or they really hate him.
Unfortunately I really hate him.

Hi! I'm Ben. Years ago I made Pimp's Quest and Stick Slayer. Now I play in a super famous rock band. Thanks so much for all your support, guys!

Ben Spurgin @Ben-Spurgin

Age 31, Male

Flash Animator

Hard Knocks

Denver, CO

Joined on 10/7/00

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