Ben-Spurgin's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Retarded Animal Babies 5]

Marvelous!!!

The time and effort makes this movie great. Take it from a wisened, embittered old flash user : You will be seeing these guys in your sleep when you have drawn them five hundred million times. PRAY they never get to television ;)

[Rise of the MK: Part 2]

WOOT!

Randy's back on top, and for good reason! This is definitely the best VG spoof ever put forth on the face of our diseased Earth. Mr. Solem once again demonstrated his ability to warp the minds of hundreds of fragile teenagers all across the world.
No sewriously, it was smooth, apic, and sumptuous! Now the only drawback is that you will have to sift through thousands of e-mails begging for part 3. Mine included! ;)
-Ben
P.S. thanks for the plug!! I'll have to kill YOU in my next flick. Muahahha

[Independence]

SILENCE! PAY HEED..

Rather than review this flawless movie I shall review the previous review.

Horrid Grammar
Stupid over-used chat room acronyms.
Graphics = The same as every other review
Sound = The sound of whiny people who don't understand that the artist picks music that inspires them, not that pleases others. Action movie happens to be the COOLEST style, unlike their un-capitalized username.

[Foamy's Rant : Foamy The Squirrel]

Hmmm

You know what I hate? People who waste my time with flash animations that have 1 background and shitty drawings and jerky animation on the one character that assaults my senses with the most annoying, abrasive prattle this side of a clock movie. You're so lazy you don't even draw a mouth. Complete waste of time, you screwed the pooch with this one.

[Till death do us part]

Well

That's not very happy!

[The George Bush Show 3]

Hee hee

It's disturbing how well you do a girl's voice

[Cole W Mole :: Trailer]

Yay Rob!

Finally something to dethrone Pimp's Quest eh? heheeh
Looks awesome so far.

[Robocop:001]

Wow

Nice music hehehhe I guess great minds think alike ;)
Now I have to go change my pants, as that was the most beautiful 3D I have ever seen in Flash! You were the one who made me take Flash out of the trash almost 3 years ago, and you haven't stopped being my favorite Flash artist!
-Ben
P.S. Thanks for being Stick Slayer!

MindChamber responds:

Hey Man thanks for the props!.. And I'm glad I could help.. becuase now we inspire each other.. (Circle Of Life)0_0`

Thanks for the honors of StickSlayer dude! I hope I do him justice!

[Pleasure cruise Part 4]

Hi

This review in response to your response to my response to part 5.
Place 10 empty frames at the very beginning of the movie. You don't even have to start the movie at frame 1, just GoTo 10. That will fix the synching problems. Sorry, I misspoke myself. I didn't mean 10 blank frames at the beginning of every scene, just the beginning of the first scene of the movie. Trust me, it works!
-Ben Spurgin

[Miami Vice - Hip Hop Junx]

Hmm

Whoever wrote that last review has no idea what a bitch it it to make pixel art. Kudos to you!