Ben-Spurgin's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Lazybones]

Ick

I didn't get it, nor did I like it. The filesize was far too astronomically huge for what you get, The drawing was rather terrible, the 3D was gratuitous and unneccessary, the song was horrible, there were no sound effects, the style looked like a bunch of refrigerator magnets and kept changing, and on top of it all, it was far too short! Make a movie with a plot and killing.

[Karaoke Clarence]

HAHAHAHAHHAH

OMG I am watching this at work and teh employees are asking why there's tears streaming from my eyes. That waas friggin hilarious!!!!!!!!!! It's funny 'cause it's true!
It's rare that something is so funny that I cry... congratulations on being among the elite minority.
LOVED the Hooch cameo!!!

[Plastic Hammer Episode 1]

Yay

I like 40k!

[The Battlefield]

Heh`

Not bad! I liked it better than Xiao Xiao! Reminds me of the doodles I used to draw in elementary school.

[system interrupted]

Meh

I didn't like it. You need better music and sounds. And story, you copy Matrix!! It was fast paced enough but the shot transitions and framing were very jarring.

[Zork - Teaser]

People are stupid

Just because it's CALLED Zork doesn't mean it's the same Zork as the old games! I love the apocalyptic theme!

[[Early Work] Blue Sky]

Hmmm

Not bad! Bored me to tears, but then again anything slower paced than MTV promos bores me. Looks pretty.

[Alley of the Dolls Pt. 4]

Hmm

Cool! Good art & voices. It's just too friggin short! But you've probabaly heard that before.

[Madness Redeemer]

Woah

You are crazy, dude. I feel sorry for your girlfriend. She must be Christian.

Krinkels responds:

Pthbth... Girlfriend? whats that? Is it anything like a computer?

[Rival Part 1]

Abominable

THe most horrible piece of atrocious vile filth I have ever seen. Why assault the public with such spew?