Ben-Spurgin's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[WeaponOfBushDestruction]

Hell ya!

I thought it was great! Even though I support the war it was still cool. But then again I support anything that might lead to the apocalypse

RiftMaster responds:

Thanks Ben! Actually I'm in full support of taking out Saddam. I'm just against bombing the shit outta innocent people ;)

haha apocalypse !

[Space Invaders 3D]

Whatever.....

I thought it was cool!

[COKEHEAD 2]

Hmm

Ya the game kicks ass.
Ya don't pay attention to these kids man they're only 12.
I used to care, then I made Stick Slayer vs Xiao Xiao and am subsequently immune to bad reviews.
And I happened to notice that althoguh it is the crappiest rated, it has the most views. In the long run that's all that matters, right?

DRUGFILMS responds:

ben you are right. Trust me - I don't feel down alittle or anything (well I just ran out of weed - so a little). I just wrote what I wrote to get it off my chest cause I felt like that for a while. you don't want me to surpress my feelings- and go up into a place packed with people and start killing right? Really your movies are the shit - and you inspired me in many ways - mainly cause you keep making good stuff thanks man.

[Johnny Rocketfingers]

Please

Will you be my gay lover?
You straight up copied my game tho
(Pimp's Quest)
Syringe? Dumpster? Alley? Beat you to it man!

vastcool responds:

never played it

[BlEED I]

Cool!

Nifty camera angles! And nice and fast paced. Looking forward to the sequel!
P.S. add a skip button for the cinematics!

Nebula-Entertainment responds:

Nobody seemed to realize the cinematics were suppose give it a little comic apeal of how the boss's always talk shit and keep getting their asses shot. This guy couldn't say a word without getting hit in the face with a massive bullet. Anyways, it's too bad you didn't like the iematics. I'll cut it down a bit so its more gameplay.

[Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!]

Woohoo!

FINALLY I get to kill those stupid people from golden axe. That alone is worth a 10. Great fucking game(s)!!

[U.N. Weapons Inspector]

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[RushPark]

Meh

I would have rated this higher but you just copied the game "traffic" from the palm pilot and added the word "jam" at the end of it. You could have at least made a different theme. Even the levels are the same!!

RobSuperSonic responds:

RTFM, know what RTFM means?
Read The F***ing manual.
I never said Its my idea, The name is the same as the orginal game Rush hour (If you really want to know, its a matematical problem from wayback)

And if you wana tell me that my game looks like the palm "traffic" , then somthing is not ok with your eyesignt.

Oh, And vote 0 if thats what makes you tick, but I give 5 to somthing that I had fun playing / watching.

No respect mate, non at all.

[Zombie Patrol!!]

Wow!

Hey man, this was great! I loved the graphics and animation! The clucks on NG don't know what good games are or this would be rated what it deserves... a 4 or better!
-Ben

capn-g responds:

WOW! Ben Spurgin reviwed my game! Praise from Ceasar! Thanks!

[Pimp's Quest]

Ouch

What a painful misuse of the Enemy of the State soundtrack. This was completely vomitous. 20 seconds at 3.8 MB should let you know you've done something terribly, terribly wrong. Oh yea and stick figures suck.

BenSpurgin responds:

Hey Ben, this is OUR game, remember? Being overly modest? ;)
Everyone, remember to choose your words carefully on this site 'cause you can't take 'em back! (oh yeah, and make sure it's for the right movie!)
- Todd