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[SSVsXX(FinalFight)Part2]

Hmm

Shoulda told me this was coming out! My massive voting power could have boosted this to feature of the day!
OK maybe not but you still should have told me it was coming out!
OK maybe not but I'm still giving you a 10 for making fun of my movie!
Ben Spurgin

[The Portal part 1]

Hmm

I have no idea about this clock bullshit but I'm starting to loathe it as much as stick figures! This is such a foul waste of temporary hard drive space I'm going to sick the Stick SLayer on you you worthless Eskimo Bob worshipping pieces of CRAP!! YOU MAKE ME SICK AND SO MAD I WANT TO BREAK THIS FUCKING KEYBOA#(^ y4r 34

[SSVsXX(FinalFight)Part1]

Woah!

I was going to vote this a 0 because a reviewer mentioned sticks, then I watched it.
I'm throroughly impressed! And since you used the Stick Slayer without permission, you get an automatic 10 from me!!
-Ben Spurgin

[Miracle on 34th Street]

Well

I don't know what all this clock crew stuff is about but I think I hate it.
-Ben Spurgin

[Mommy Kissin' Santa]

Heheheh!

I laughed my ass off! You get a 10! This movie is particularly funny because I sang that song in a 4th grade Christmas pageant and while I was doing the dishes the other day I had it stuck in my head and I was thinking to myself, "I wonder if it was really Santa Claus she was kissing"
Great job!
-Ben Spurgin

[Miracle Explosion-Ep#04]

Hmm

Great effort, albeit a little disjointed. The sound could have been better (not that I'm one to talk). If it had more frame-by-frame and 3D you would have gotten lots of points!

[College University pt 4-1]

Well...

I don't get why everybody likes this so much! It just never relly seemed very funny to me, and seeing as humor is basically the only thing this movie has going for it I guess that means I can't really give it a whopping score. Maybe it's just because I don't celebrate Christmas.