Ben-Spurgin's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Arrogancy: Chapter One]

Good job

Nice art. Here's a tip
To get the sound to synch regardless of frame rate, computer speed, size of movie, whatever, here's all you have to do:
First, make sure all your sounds are set to stream.
Then, put 10 empty frames before each scene in your movie and have it start on frame 10
It sounds stupid, but trust me it works.
-Ben Spurgin

[Mechwarrior - The Assault]

Man

The guy who reviewed this before me needs to shut the fuck up! This is a great animation and anyone seated 300 miles away facing backwards with a hefty trash bag over their head could tell instantly that this movie has a plot. The graphics were sweet and obviously took a lot of time. Overall a stellar submission!
-Ben Spurgin

[The Project: Part 1 (old)]

I am deeply saddened

Such potential wasted on worthless stick figures
If you wake up in the middle of the night to a pillow over your face and you hear a muffled *snap*, that's the stick slayer.
-Ben Spurgin

[Angry Hill Billys 2]

Um

What the hell is this malarkey?! You drew everything else OK, why did you have to use fuckin stick figures?
I am deeply saddened. If you wake up in the middle of the night to a pillow over your head and you hear a muffled *snap*, that's the Stick Slayer.
-Ben Spurgin

Stuart-Hart responds:

The stick slayer kills stick people, and he's an imaginary character, therefore I am in no threat of having my neck "snapped" in the middle of the night.

[Joe Zombie :: Episode 2]

hMM

I am deeply saddened. I feel as Obi-Wan Kenobi must have felt when Anakin went to the dark side (damn star wars analogies... but it fits!) At one time you were my greatest prodigy... you watched my films, and you learned. You learned about Swift 3D, and moving camera angles. You watched my movies and you learned how to entertain. To this day, your favorite movies listed are Stick Slayer and Stick Slayer Slayer. Then, woe betide, you vote me a 0 out of a dirty jealous hatred.
I am sorry to see it come to this, but whereas tickSuicide and the Stick Slayer once were friends and affiliates, let there now be WAR between us! If you wake up in the middle of the night to a pillow over your head and you hear a muffled *snap*, that's the Stick Slayer.
-Ben Spurgin