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    Wow!

    Great job! Graphics, cinematic style, and variation of gameplay make this by far the best game on Newgrounds! Keep up the good work, I can't wait tosee what's next!
    -Ben Spurgin

    Good job

    Nice art. Here's a tip
    To get the sound to synch regardless of frame rate, computer speed, size of movie, whatever, here's all you have to do:
    First, make sure all your sounds are set to stream.
    Then, put 10 empty frames before each scene in your movie and have it start on frame 10
    It sounds stupid, but trust me it works.
    -Ben Spurgin

    Man

    The guy who reviewed this before me needs to shut the fuck up! This is a great animation and anyone seated 300 miles away facing backwards with a hefty trash bag over their head could tell instantly that this movie has a plot. The graphics were sweet and obviously took a lot of time. Overall a stellar submission!
    -Ben Spurgin

    I am deeply saddened

    Such potential wasted on worthless stick figures
    If you wake up in the middle of the night to a pillow over your face and you hear a muffled *snap*, that's the stick slayer.
    -Ben Spurgin

    Um

    What the hell is this malarkey?! You drew everything else OK, why did you have to use fuckin stick figures?
    I am deeply saddened. If you wake up in the middle of the night to a pillow over your head and you hear a muffled *snap*, that's the Stick Slayer.
    -Ben Spurgin

    Stuart-Hart responds:

    The stick slayer kills stick people, and he's an imaginary character, therefore I am in no threat of having my neck "snapped" in the middle of the night.

    hMM

    I am deeply saddened. I feel as Obi-Wan Kenobi must have felt when Anakin went to the dark side (damn star wars analogies... but it fits!) At one time you were my greatest prodigy... you watched my films, and you learned. You learned about Swift 3D, and moving camera angles. You watched my movies and you learned how to entertain. To this day, your favorite movies listed are Stick Slayer and Stick Slayer Slayer. Then, woe betide, you vote me a 0 out of a dirty jealous hatred.
    I am sorry to see it come to this, but whereas tickSuicide and the Stick Slayer once were friends and affiliates, let there now be WAR between us! If you wake up in the middle of the night to a pillow over your head and you hear a muffled *snap*, that's the Stick Slayer.
    -Ben Spurgin

    Hi! I'm Ben. Years ago I made Pimp's Quest and Stick Slayer. Now I play in a super famous rock band. Thanks so much for all your support, guys!

    Ben Spurgin @Ben-Spurgin

    Age 15, Male

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