Ben-Spurgin's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Clock Destroyer]

Hmmm

Geeee the story line sounds familiar.
-Ben Spurgin

Istari responds:

The author of Stick Slayer speaks! It must be eating you alive that 5 of the top 10 of all time are stick movies, while stick slayer is nowhere to be seen. Might it be that the sticks were victorious in the end? In any case, don't get pissed at me, I'm just trying to be the 6th stick movie in the top 10. =)

[Arrogancy: Chapter Two]

Hmm

OK art plus miserable voice acting plus vomitous timing and direction = 4.

arrogancy responds:

I didn't use enough gradients for you, huh? I'll try to improve by adding more gradients in the next episode.

[Old Portal Contest Entry]

Woah!

I remember you! Look at my favorite movies of all time.
Good job on this one BTW
-Ben Spurgin

Doodler responds:

Hey!!!!!!!!!!

And now you're famous. Grr.

[Yoshi Slayer Preview!]

Ummm

Wow! That guy looked just like the Stick Slayer!
Ummmm ... yea! 10 for you!
-Ben Spurgin

Surfer-Clock responds:

Don't do that! I hate sarcasm....thanks anyway...are you even Ben?

[Indiana Bones Trailer]

Stop it!

Quit copying me! You are stealing my ideas now. Steal from Ben = 0 for you!
-Ben Spurgin

Rob-D responds:

Ben Spurgin? Making a stick movie?!!?
WOW!!
Seriously, I've never seen you make anything even SIMILAR to what was seen in this trailor. Stop whining about my movies. It's pointless.

[Damnation Intro pt. 3]

Sweet!

Good preview, I'm sure you'll pick up the pace when the action and carnage starts! Was that you in t45e pic4444ture?

Flat-line responds:

er... no. Those pictures were taken from the Half-Life wad textures. But thanks anyway!

[Angry Hill Billys 2]

Um

What the hell is this malarkey?! You drew everything else OK, why did you have to use fuckin stick figures?
I am deeply saddened. If you wake up in the middle of the night to a pillow over your head and you hear a muffled *snap*, that's the Stick Slayer.
-Ben Spurgin

Stuart-Hart responds:

The stick slayer kills stick people, and he's an imaginary character, therefore I am in no threat of having my neck "snapped" in the middle of the night.

[Stonc]

Well

Drawing was great. But why the hell didn't it show any penetration??!?
-Ben Spurgin

Radness responds:

Yea...well. Thats to bad.

[LegendofKiado(unfinished)]

Woulda given you higher if it was done

But it's not so I cant.

Sonic-C responds:

Whoa, Thanks anyway man. Any response from someone who is as good as you is always welcome.
PS: Your StickSlayer series Rocks!

[Coors Lite Out-takes]

Snarharharhar

That was great!! My favorite part was when the penguin... bu no, I mustn't spoil it!
Great job, I laughed a lot!
-Ben Spurgin

Rob-D responds:

Haha! I finally make a non-stick movie and Mr. Stick Slayer himself comes and reviews it.
Thanks man! I'm a big fan of your movies!