Ben-Spurgin's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Zero Wing]

Hmm

Well, this bored me to tears. There wasn't even any sound! Needs 3D or something.

[Quest for the Holy Grail]

Hmm

A Monty Python skit with UO characters. It doesn't get much geekier than that.

[Asshole 2]

Well

I think you have great potential! A couple things to check out...
1: The "smooth" button
2: Frame easing
3: Speed up the pace! Or at least make the graphics more detailed if we have to watch the same picture for that long.
Otherwise, good stuff!

[Fuuunguuus (stick fig)]

!

If you are going to resubmit the same movies, at least take your old name out of the credits so people won't think you're completely moronic.
Oh wait, too late.

[Soft Outer Crust Ep#10]

I say

The only thing that could have possibly redeemed this movie would be humor. But it's not even funny! Something slightly less miserable than Eskimo Bob.

[Stagger Preview]

hMM

Well you've raised the bar again. Looks excellent! I can't imagine how much time it must have taken! I feel sorry for the users with slower computers who might not catch all the frames. For the rest of us "roadband endowed" users, it's a nice piece of eye candy!

[FF4 Sequel: Cecil VS Rosa]

Well

It's a great first attempt, unfortunately here's the flaws:
1: Massive filesize for length of movie
2: Unoriginal idea. If you're going to do a SNES game in Flash, at least do one that hasn't been done before, or add a twist.
3: Plot was vomitous
4: Music stopped and started
5: I wet myself

Other than that, well, um, yea.

[Stickman Militia]

!

I liked it better than xao cao or whatever, but you used stick figures so you get a 1.

[eskimo bob 20]

Well

I rated you higher than I rated any of your other movies because you used like 3 new symbols. Pleeeeeeeeeeze make something cool! You have learned the Flash basics now push the envelope! Make a new series or soemthing PLEEEEEEEEZE

[No Remorse]

Well

I'd have to say that the people who are giving this 3s are just jealous. This movie has great style, and the shot of the kid in handcuffs makes it more of a warning than a "this is fun!" movie. Great stuff! I can't wait to see what's next!
The only complaint I had was that it was kind of slow paced, but then again if you were trying to make it go with the music then I see why! And I tried ever so hard to draw a bus and gave up. Your bus is beautiful!

-Ben Spurgin