Ben-Spurgin's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dr. Demento's D&D]

Um

It would have ruled if you hadn't taken it from Summoner, but you didn't use stickmen so you get a 10.

[I Like To Beat Things...]

Ummmmmmmm

OK, these are stickmen the Stick Slayer will spare! You have mastered the frame by frame animation stuff, which is by far the most abhored and feared of all animations by the artist! It looked lovely, and mostly your timing and pacing made up for the lack of plot. You get a 10! I have to stop making Stick Slayer now because I actually saw a decent stick movie.

-Ben

[Eskimo Bob 16]

It appears...

...that people either really like your movies or really hate them.

I really hate them.

[The Gunfight]

Hmmmmmm

I think your cinematic style has a lot of potential. Work on your graphics, and you'll be a pro!!

[LOWTAX KILLS THE FURRIES]

Well, captain

You suck and so does your movie.
And I know about animation.
So there.

DAVE-IS-HAX0RED responds:

"It's better to remain silent and thought a fool... Than to speak up and remove all doubt" -Abraham Lincoln
Sir, you just removed all doubt what a fool you are.

[Nike Shox parody (edited)]

HEY

If you wake up in the middle of the night with a pillow over your face, and you hear a *pop*, that was the Stick Slayer.

[Eskimo Bob 13 (EBZ)]

PLEASE

PLEASE stop making these! It almost makes me want to go watch stick movies!! I would have given you a 0, but you managed to click the mouse button a couple times in Flash so I gave you a 1.

P.S. My roomates hate you.

[Fear]

A valiant effort!

The graphics, animation, and sound were top-notch, but it looks like you got the plot right out of that old movie "I come in Peace". That is, IF those were endorphins he was extracting. Think up some new plot ideas and you could be the best!

SinkMeat-Guys responds:

I just want to point out that this is the first part in a series, so how can you say it is unoriginal. You don't really even know what he is doing yet. Wait for a few episodes before you make that judgment, then if you feel the same. You can say it. Thanks...

[nuke school]

If it were a game I'd have given you a ten!

I loved the mushroom cloud!

[An Outrageous Act]

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAA

If you tween it, they will come.