Ben-Spurgin's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[College University pt 1]

Hmm

I dunno, for some reason it didn't seem funny to e. The bear part was mildly amusing, but Reading Rainbow brought me to tears. I expected better from the rating.

[A Dumass Alien 3]

Hmm

You did a darn good job! Now for part 2, make sure you use the "smooth" button. It makes a huge difference!

[Heroes of Cybertron]

Well

Well Jose, I have never reviewed any of your movies. You can ask me why, but you'll never get an answer. I guess now's the time...
Anyway, I just wanted to say that your Heroes of Cybertron movie was the one that got me hooked on NG, and is by far my biggest inspiration for wanting to make fast-paced action movies like Stick Slayer and Power of the Geek. I think if you watch them closely you will see where you've influenced me, and if something in one of my movies looks familiar, it's probably for a reason. Thanks for all your supportive comments, and maybe someday we can have a flash-off, or a collab or something!
Seeya!
-Ben

[Tatchi's Promise: Part I]

Welllllllll

You did darn good for your first time! Want to do some voices for my next movie?

[Sloth TV 3]

Well, sah

Your Reading Rainbow animations are what got me hooked on NG, they brought me to tears on more than one occasion. But this new movie, it's not so good. It was a little confusing the way the shots were organized, and it didn't make me laugh out loud. Then again, I'm not a huge SW fan either. But a valiant effort!

[Mexican Guadalupe]

Man

So you're stealing MY idea of stealing Eskimo Bob? Great you get a 9! I would have given you a 10 but Eskimo Bob didn't die in yours. :(

notintheface responds:

well, he DOES rot in jail.... That's not fun either...

[eskimo bob 18]

Hmm

Have any of your movies gotten more than a 3?

[Eskimo Bob 12: AD 2101]

Ugh

Vomitous, as usual. I can easily see how you would have made this in 45 seconds using existing symbols and stolen dialogue. Your movies just keep getting worse and worse.

toma responds:

man, i told you this was filler crap i made a month ago, never said i put any work into it.

[Mr. T vs Cats]

Snicker

Friggin hilarious!

[Woodland Pals: Episode 1]

HEY

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