Ben-Spurgin's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Stick Slayer Slayer]

Well I'll be a great horned toad!!

I have never laughed so hard in my life! I happen to be in a coffee shop right now and I'm getting some odd looks. Whoever said that this person needs to draw better than me to make fun of my movies, WAKE UP! He DOES draw better than me! I was totally tickled to see my hero get chopped into bitty pieces! This is the most glorious example of a parody I have ever seen! You captured my style perfectly, and bested it with your anime stuff! I loved the death of the Stick HQ and the Slayer's butt crack!! The only thing is, you made me a liar because I made a movie called "Final Slayer" THAT WASN'T THE FINAL SLAYER! Now maybe we'll both have to make one called the Stick Slayer Slayer Slayer Slayer or something <snicker> Great work! YOu get a 10!

[T.H. T.V.]

Har!

I missed your funniest animation! The girl looked exactly like the image the voice conjured. Good job, keep setting standards of excellence!

[That Silly Nellson]

Loverly

I like your brains. They look like my brains kinda. I want to see yours hit the screen.

[The MAXX unfinished]

Well I say

Too slow paced and no sound makes a lame movie.

[xbluhhhh]

Great?

In order for me to think a movie is "great", it has to have good graphics (not stickmen!), be longer than 10 seconds, and be entertaining and/or original in some way.

somebody responds:

just wait a sec... it has stickmen, its shorter that ten seconds AND OHH NO! ITS NOT ORIGINAL/ENTERTAINING AND OR!!!
seriousuoously, i never said this was great.

[moldy old dough]

Snar har harh ahr

Geeks rule!

[NO - 2000]

Wow!

Great minds think alike! Your brains in this movie remind me of my brains in Final Slayer! You get a 10!

smokeshow responds:

haha man sheeeit!! you made that movie... thats totally what I was thinking when I watched that movie I said to myself man those brains look familiar hahaha sweet!!!!!!!!!

[C&D MMORPG]

Oh my freaking lord!

That shit was amazingly funnnnnny! Brought back memories.

[xaagggggggg]

I have but one thing to say

FUCK STICK FIGURES

[The Final Countdown:Part9]

I dunno

The graphics are good, but this series never really did it for me. If the framerate were higher and the action was more fast-paced and the humor was funny I would like it more.

Delicious responds:

There goes that #1 spot in the top 20 reviewed section.